A young male pauses at the edge of the field before going down the deer path. He doesn’t see that another male has started down the same path going the other way.
Once they see each other, it’s too late to back down.
They can’t resist a good antler shove, seeing as they’re guys and all. The loser goes around
stepping high through the deep snow and continues on his way. And the larger male reconsiders and follows the smaller guy out.
I whistle: Hey you guys, give me a better shot than your hind ends
And the deer says, Just ignore her; she’s been taking pictures for months. Sorry for making you jump into the snow and all… did you notice how big my antlers are getting? Wish I could find some shrubbery.
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