Turkeys are such big birds that many men think they look like dinner.

I know it’s more trouble than dinner is worth because fifteen years ago an old bachelor farmer gave me a tom of his that had been hit by a car. It took an unreasonable number of repulsive steps to get that turkey into a pan for seasoning, and then you’re left with a big pair of feet that you’re supposed to boil up for soup and just can’t. It’s horrible, and the local slaughterhouse doesn’t take poultry. That’s one problem. The other problem is that these turkeys have been running around scavenging since the day they hatched. No doubt they’d make a tasty stew boiled down for 48 hours, but they really aren’t a roast meat you’d want to face without special knives. They’d be tough as boots, but even so people often talk about killing them.
The real problem, though, is that turkeys are a new addition to the neighborhood. Miss Roberta says they’re the first local flock since she moved here in the 1940s. And they’re bold, with regular rounds that include gardens up and down the road. This fall, four of them began roosting in the trees by our upper irrigation ditch. And then on Christmas Day there were eight turkeys marching around, and there has been a flock of six or eight ever since.
With such deep snow, the turkeys are looking thin. So I just happened to stop by the Feed Coop, kind of pretending I wasn’t,

and I just happened to get 100 lbs of cracked corn. It just happened. Let’s just say that it happened because every woman loves to see a man in Carhartt’s canvas workclothes moving heavy sacks.

And I put a few cups of cracked corn out for the turkeys (who really did look thin, and who people keep mentioning in the same sentence as dinner).
After the deed was done, I looked up the Department of Wildlife’s opinion on feeding turkeys. I learned that these Merriam’s wild turkeys live in the high Ponderosa forests of the Southwest, total population 334,460 to 344,460. And here’s the twist–Merriam’s wild turkey is the exact same turkey as the domesticated turkeys that lived with the Pueblo Indians. It is believed the ancestral Puebloans brought these turkeys from Mexico, and when the ancestral Pueblo culture died out around 1400 AD their turkeys ran off to the forests and are still there today as Merriam’s wild turkey.
So this is my story and I’m sticking to it: I’m not feeding wild turkeys at all; I’m raising a flock of ancestral Puebloan turkeys. These gals lay 10 to 12 eggs in a clutch, so a sidebar of corn through a tough winter might make all the difference. The turkeys live here year-round, so everyone knows where to find them. It’s so easy to see a turkey, and there are so many hunters. Dilemma.
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